Where every guest is treated like a champion.
A warm, well-appointed common area where every stay begins.
Every room comes with a snack basket. No exceptions.
A comfy bunk, a claw machine full of prizes, a dartboard for competitions, and a teddy bear on every pillow.
$40 / night
Deluxe accommodations on the top floor, complete with a plush king bed, elegant furnishings, and a private ensuite bathroom with a rain shower.
$100 / night
A deluxe rooftop lounge add-on with string lights, cushioned seating, and skyline views. Every evening at 5pm, join Grilling Hour for grilled hors d'oeuvres and kid-friendly (non-alcoholic) cocktails.
Add-On · $15 / stay
Everything a guest could possibly need. And a few things they didn't know they needed.
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Yes, really.
Dogs, cats, and one very friendly lizard.
Self-serve. Sprinkles are unlimited.
The console never sleeps. Neither does the fun.
Real reviews from very satisfied (and very made-up) guests.
Best hotel I've ever pretended to stay at. The pizza buffet changed my life.
I went down the indoor slide seven times. Would recommend to everyone.
The Royal Penthouse trampoline is the greatest invention in hotel history.
Rooms are booking up fast — especially the Royal Penthouse. Reserve your stay at The JohnTseng Hotel today!