Est. This Year — Managed by JohnTseng Hotels

The JohnTseng Hotel

Where every guest is treated like a champion.

★★★★★

Welcome to the Lobby

A warm, well-appointed common area where every stay begins.

Choose Your Room

Every room comes with a snack basket. No exceptions.

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Kids Suite

A comfy bunk, a claw machine full of prizes, a dartboard for competitions, and a teddy bear on every pillow.

$40 / night
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The Royal Penthouse

Deluxe accommodations on the top floor, complete with a plush king bed, elegant furnishings, and a private ensuite bathroom with a rain shower.

$100 / night
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Roof Level Access

A deluxe rooftop lounge add-on with string lights, cushioned seating, and skyline views. Every evening at 5pm, join Grilling Hour for grilled hors d'oeuvres and kid-friendly (non-alcoholic) cocktails.

Add-On · $15 / stay

Hotel Amenities

Everything a guest could possibly need. And a few things they didn't know they needed.

Pizza Buffet

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Yes, really.

Pet Corner

Dogs, cats, and one very friendly lizard.

Ice Cream Lounge

Self-serve. Sprinkles are unlimited.

24/7 Video Games

The console never sleeps. Neither does the fun.

What Guests Are Saying

Real reviews from very satisfied (and very made-up) guests.

★★★★★

Best hotel I've ever pretended to stay at. The pizza buffet changed my life.

— A Very Hungry Traveler
★★★★★

I went down the indoor slide seven times. Would recommend to everyone.

— Thrill Seeker, Age 9
★★★★★

The Royal Penthouse trampoline is the greatest invention in hotel history.

— A Satisfied Guest

Ready to Check In?

Rooms are booking up fast — especially the Royal Penthouse. Reserve your stay at The JohnTseng Hotel today!